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Monday, April 30, 2007

The Right Step?

I'm pleased to read that Virginia is making it harder for those with dangerous tendencies in their mental health background to buy guns. Had this change been made months ago, the Virginia Tech shooter would never have been able to purchase guns. However, we need to take this argument to its next logical step. Guns need to be kept out of the hand of all dangerous lunatics, not just the one's the court has deemed dangerous. While I'm glad Virginia is taking this step, it's time (and has been for a while) for everyone to accept the fact that the sort of guns that are solely designed to kill other people should not be available to the general public.

Thursday, April 26, 2007

OPEN THREAD THURSDAY


Every Thursday, LYRC opens up to you. Tell us what's on your mind.
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Tuesday, April 24, 2007

War Fatigue

Supporting the troops. Rooting for failure. All that jazz. It has long troubled me the way conservatives have held the left in contempt because they perceived liberal opinion to be stigmatized by a “desire” for our soldiers to fail… even to die. This widespread and consistent perception that liberals are “rooting for Al-Qaeda” has vexed me for years. The reason this has vexed me is, quite frankly, I see their point. No, I don’t think liberals want Al-Qaeda to “win”. I simply understand (or I think I understand) their viewpoint. In the early stages of this idiotic adventure in the Middle East, I was somewhat troubled by my own hopes. I hoped, with every miserable failure of our foreign policy, that the ruling powers in the government (and the opinion-makers in the private sector) would see that they were on the wrong path. From this viewpoint, I was encouraged every time new evidence of their policy failures emerged; “This will do it,” I thought. “This will prove to them that they’re wrong.” The evidence, of course, often presented itself in the form of death, torture, burgeoning violence, and international disdain for American militarism. Most recently, this has taken the form of a study by Mother Jones detailing the rise of international terrorism since our invasion of Iraq. It disproves the canard that we’re fighting “over there” so that we won’t have to fight “over here”. Was I rooting for failure? No. But I was hopeful that the evidence would persuade; and I was convinced that the evidence would present itself.

I am no longer hopeful that the evidence will persuade. I just want us to stop providing it.

Monday, April 23, 2007

Boris Yeltsin 1931–2007

Like most great political leaders, Yeltsin was as controversial as he was groundbreaking. But I will always remember him as a great dancer.

Moment of silence for Boris Yeltsin.





























Friday, April 20, 2007

OPEN THREAD THURSDAY

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Thursday, April 19, 2007

OPEN THREAD THURSDAY

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Monday, April 16, 2007

Virginia Tech Shooting

I received the Theatre Arts degree I now put to very little use from Virginia Tech in 1996, so my heart sank when I learned about today's tragedy. My thoughts go out to everyone whose family was affected.

Thinking back to those four mostly-but-not-entirely wasted years, two things came to mind:

First, West Ambler Johnson ("West AJ," as the Hokies call it) and Norris Hall are not exactly close:

Map of Virginia Tech showing location of West AJ and Norris Hall

The shortest distance to walk would take 10 or 15 minutes through the largest concentration of dormitories and across the Drillfield to get to Norris Hall, an entirely academic building. If that isn't boggling enough, the killings at Norris Hall occurred two hours after the West AJ shootings. As far as I know, no one was killed between West AJ and Norris Hall. The shooter is dead, so who knows what he was doing while he traversed the campus. I guess we won't know until the TV movie.

I can also offer this nugget: Once my Freshman year and once my Sophomore year, the campus was locked down because of escaped inmates; neither event lasted long or ended in tragedy. I remembered those incidents when the campus was shut down last August because of a guy who escaped from jail and killed a hospital security guard. I'm not trying to draw conclusions -- I don't think anyone knows who the shooter is; we'd know by now if he was an escaped inmate, I'm sure. Just a pattern in my experience I wanted to share. Virginia Tech always seemed like a safe campus to me. UPDATE: The killer was a student, so this is more like Columbine than anything I mentioned here. It's not VT's location; it's just another example of too many guns in this country.

Just wanted to share. I'll update this post if new information warrants.

TGIM

Welcome to Monday everyone. Have a wonderful week!

Sunday, April 15, 2007

The Beard Comes Off, Last Step

The Beard Comes Off, Last Step

Yes, there's some stubble there. The mustache came off a few days ago, but my cell phone had been acting up. Note the new cell phone.

Kind of weird, actually, to post a photo of how anyone who knows me knows how I've looked for years.

Don Ho 1930–2007

I would have posted this earlier, but I was too busy trying to come up with a "Tiny Bubbles" joke that referred to being dead. I couldn't come up with one. The PS206 emailed me, saying, "a dark day for the world." So I had to just get it posted already. Sorry, Don. I guess I owed you better.

Moment of silence for Don Ho.




























Friday, April 13, 2007

Al Sharpton Is Your Shepherd

About the time Don Imus started pontificating about nappy-headed hos, I was watching Shut Up & Sing, the documentary about the fallout from Natalie Maine's anti-Bush remark in London. There have been numerous high-profile incidents of censorious and punitive bans on speech in the not-to-distant past. Without exception, the dialogue surrounding each incident reflects a single, unquestioned, axiomatic, wholly self-evident premise: expression is a privilege granted by capital. Over and over again people took to the airwaves this week to denounce Don Imus' comments and defer to the judgment of Proctor & Gamble's proxy, Leslie Moonves, as to whether America could – or should - continue to listen to Don Imus. The "right" here belongs to Proctor & Gamble (and other providers of advertising revenue) – it's the right to pull funding, and, as a right, it has tacitly been awarded the sacrosanct title "Inaliable". What this means, quite simply, is that corporate CEOs have usurped the responsibility of deciding what is (and what is not) appropriate material for your ears and your eyes.

This is such a universally accepted fact of American life that it seems absurd to even mention it. As a society we have sold our Freedom of Speech, quite literally, to the Free Market. As a consequence, we have forfeited our freedom to hear. Petitioning businesses to censor media outlets is now a cottage industry. (Who, ultimately, is the intended beneficiary of this censorship is anyone's guess).

When Rosie O'Donnell attacked Donald Trump for granting some beauty pageant winner a "second chance" after it was revealed that she [the beauty queen] behaved like a primate, she [Rosie] did so by mocking the hypocrisy behind his supposed magnanimity. (He, in returned, mocked her weight and sexual orientation). Did anyone ever seriously question his right, as the owner of the pageant, to capriciously relinquish the crown had he so desired? Of course not.

What I'm suggesting is that these attitudes about speech, expression, ideas, ownership and the rights of property reflect our values as a society; and those values are royally fucked up. I can easily imagine a society where corporations simply relegate their interest in media to demographics, markets, audience size, and other actuarial calculations. It's not hard to do. In such a society Proctor & Gamble would have pulled their advertising from Don Imus' show after his viewership declined – not before. This is not our society. We depend on corporations to punish people who say naughty things, just as we depend upon them keep our children innocent and our hearts numb.

You know what I think should have happened after Don Imus called those basketball players nappy-headed hos? Leslie Moonves should have fired Katie Couric. If votefortheworst.com can use Sanjaya Malakar to expose a grisly truth about entertainment and democracy, surely CBS could've done likewise for the sake of the Bill of Rights.

ADDENDUM: Speaking of censorship, the longstanding (often self-imposed) prohibition against showing the consequences of war in Iraq might be relaxing a bit. Earlier today on NPR there was an excellent interview with the filmmakers behind the upcoming HBO documentary, Baghdad ER. While the graphic nature of this film necessitates that it be relegated to a premium cable channel, apparently it’s okay to show stuff like this on Fox.

Oh, before I forget... Here’s a little something for Arlo.

Thursday, April 12, 2007

OPEN THREAD THURSDAY

Every Thursday, LYRC opens up to you. Tell us what's on your mind.
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Kurt Vonnegut 1922-2007

"So it goes."

I read Slaughterhouse-Five when I was 12. I distinctly remember thinking two things right after I had finished it: What the fuck was that? and, I didn't know you could write books in that way. How amazing.

Moment of silence for Kurt Vonnegut, an early influence and a great loss to the writing world.
































For further reading: The New York Times also published this interesting and lengthy article about him.

Monday, April 09, 2007

Here, fishy fishy fishy...

As some of you might know, I'm a big fat fuck. I started the year at around 290 pounds, got down to around 279, went on vacation and am now back up in the 290 range. I've been reading a lot of stuff on dieting lately, and among the many and varied suggestions for weight loss one consistent piece of advice that always popped up is to eat more fish.

Now I'm totally cool with this. I like me some fish. I'm a seafood fan in general. Just last week I ate conch. That was a trip. But today I'm now reading that for the love of Jebus we have to stop eating all the damn fish, because we're about to run out.

I could, I suppose, become a vegetarian. However, the very notion of me eating nothing but sprouts and leaves and crap like that makes me giggle. I can't help it -- I love the meat. And this whole eat-more-fish idea sounded like a great plan until I found out I'd ruin the world with it.

I really have nothing to say about it. I'm starting to think, fuck it, I'm just gonna eat cupcakes and drink Mountain Dew until I die. Unless any of you have a better suggestion?

Thursday, April 05, 2007

The Beard Comes Off, Step 5

The Beard Comes Off, Step 5

Step 6 comes next week...

OPEN THREAD THURSDAY

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The Beard Comes Off, Step 4

The Beard Comes Off, Step 4

Bob Clark 1941-2007

"You'll shoot your eye out!"

Moment of silence for Bob Clark, the man responsible for holiday cheer and 24-hour family bonding sessions.





























Tuesday, April 03, 2007

The Beard Comes Off, Step 3

The Beard Comes Off, Step 3

Monday, April 02, 2007

The Beard Comes Off, Step 2

The Beard Comes Off, Step 2

Sunday, April 01, 2007

The Beard Comes Off, Step 1

The Beard Comes Off, Step 1

The Beard Comes Off, Before