It’s been awhile since we’ve received a dispatch from the frontlines of the War on Animals. The reason is simple: we’re talking about animals here. Seriously. Who gives a fuck about animals? Let’s be honest. They’re only good for two things: (a) laughing at, and (b) eating. Fortunately, the former category has been handsomely dealt with by a
deer with a pumpkin on it’s head:
The Pennsylvania Game Commission asks anyone who has seen a deer with a pumpkin head to call 1-814-643-1831.
Ha ha ha!!! (pause) Fuckin’ deer. Well, that was a lot of fun. I suppose I could carry on with more stupid stuff, but I haven’t the wherewithal.
Cat Food!RELATED: the trend continues.
3 Comments:
I like laughing at Tards. And animals taste good because they're made out of food.
Cats taste funny 'cause they're made out of pussy. And Tard breath smells like milk.
http://www.tard-blog.com/archives/entries/ndpn/1_the_first_entry_the_tards_may_be_fucked_up_but_so_are_their_parents.phtml
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