The Immolation Factor

Bill O'Reilly really screwed up. Sure, he can buy his way out of a mere falafel sanfu, but it's going to be quite a different kettle-of-fish to extract himself from the gluey afterbirth of his own lies. Crooks and Liars and Media Matters have the goods. While those of us with any goddamn sense in our heads are already familiar with the good deeds and philosophic scruples of Media Matters for America, a great many viewers of The O'Reilly Factor were sadly unaware that such a beacon of truth existed… until now. Now that Bill "Fuckwadius Maximus" O'Reilly has gone mainstream with his peevish and embarrassing vendetta against Media Matters, he's finished. Cooked. Done.