Goodbye Heaven
The Gulf Coast is suffering the penance of the damned. Tom "The Douchebag" DeLay is under criminal indictment. Our heat sponge planet is about to confront an irreversible plague. I am therefore announcing, with all due solemnity and dark pomp, that from this point forward I fully intend to ingest any and all high-grade pharmaceuticals known to have "recreational" side-effects that come within my reach and grasp. Furthermore, I vow to thoroughly debauch every winsome trollop willing to grant me both the opportunity and invitation to do so. The threats of this world have become legion; and like the copulating hordes in steerage, I intend to plummet into the watery depths of our collective doom in paroxysms of blasted ecstasy.
The final tragedy is that I count no drug dealers or loose women among my acquaintances.
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not true, Kelly - I can certainly help you with the "high-grade pharmaceuticals known to have recreational side effects" - call me anytime, day or night...
You're on your own with the loose women, tho...
Wow. Sounds like a perfect time to visit you. I don't have any good connections here, but if I travel greyhound or amtrak, I'll bet I can score en route. Not to mention the loads of fun to be had in the cleaning products section of the grocery store. Once, I had this friend who was into freon. No shit. Freon. It would make his voice low, the opposite of helium, and with a wicked buzz, according to him. He's a copier salesman now. Married to a conservative lobbyist. Coincidence? Probably.
DMT - it will change your life.
This thread has re-ignited my faith in human kindness. Smoke it if you got it.
Drugs don't make you cool or smart. They just make you forget about all your troubles and feel real good.
- Action Jackson
My optimism regarding the future of humankind is now fully restored. You might want to be fairly selective on your pharmaceuticals, tho', as some of them have the consequence that you may find yourself in a roomful of loose women but the only wood you will be able to offer them will have to come from a box of matches.
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