I'm not saying I had anything to do with it...

For the first time on this blog, I made some complaints about Apple. The first time ever. It was a Thursday.

Five days later, upgraded Mac minis and iBooks come out with 512MB of RAM standard.

A week after that, Apple releases Mighty Mouse. Lame name, sweet-ass design.

I'm not saying I'm clarivoyant or that Apple values my opinion or that this blog has the power to steer massive corporations, but perhaps I should levy one more complaint against Apple:

• Apple won't give me a free 23" Cinema Display.

Slashdot hasn't posted it yet, but I can't wait to read the "hell freezes over" comments the 133t hax0rz are going to post.

UPDATE: That didn't take long.