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Tuesday, August 02, 2005

How Folks are Finding This Site

Here are the top 20 searches from July that led to this site (i.e., what the user typed into Google or Yahoo! to get here).
  1. oracle logo
  2. charlie saikley
  3. dan proctor
  4. dan proctor actor
  5. throat gag
  6. transvestites
  7. chet helms
  8. handwriting
  9. bathroom signs
  10. best karaoke songs
  11. dan proctor chicago
  12. keg stand
  13. noel huecias
  14. the shocker
  15. bebo scam
  16. shocker
  17. gag throat
  18. luther vandross gravesite
  19. chris knowles fox news
  20. hockey
"Hockey"?

If you think searches for demeaning* oral pornography showing up twice in the top 20 is funny, you should see the bottom 20 searches (which is basically all of the searches that led to only one hit, ordered alphabetically, like you really care):
  1. wheel fortune ichthys
  2. who moved the cheese wav
  3. who's a good boy
  4. why does stigmutha keep fucking with me
  5. wjs consulting and orlando
  6. woman kicked in nuts
  7. women's bathroom sign
  8. women's bathroom signs
  9. words can say haw much i love you
  10. world weekly news and tim gratz
  11. wrigley field flasher
  12. wwii reenactments
  13. www.beautifulagony.com video
  14. www.chicagotribune.com
  15. www.stocking slaves.com.com
  16. wyoming blog sansonetti
  17. xur and the kodan armada
  18. yahoo bought konfabulator
  19. you have volunteered yourself to and old folks home . how could
  20. zarkawi.com (I'm not sure how this got someone to this site.)
Here's the whole list of referring search terms for July. ("Photos of Pooped Pants" is interesting.)

*By "demeaning," I mean "oddly intriguing," of course.

1 Comments:

At 11:45 AM, DeeJ said...

"xur and the kodan armada"?

Have you been blogging about your aspirations to be a Starfighter again, Arlo?

I told you that Centauri is not real. And if he was, buying an Xbox would be a good first step in luring his recruiting efforts to your trailer park.

 

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