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Tuesday, July 26, 2005

These three subject lines jumped out of my Junk folder as three things I absolutely, positively don't need:

Christian? Single? We have the solution
Effective treatment for varicose veins
if you are sick of your job, be a cop, it's fun
UPDATE: Arlo , attn: Elvis, Lucy, Kinkade, and Boop Fans (From "BeanyBabyUSA")
AND ANOTHER: Attention Golfers: You could get a free set of Big Bertha Fusion Irons!

At 1:41 PM, Richard said...: Wow--I never thought of it that way; I'll bet being a cop IS fun!
At 9:06 AM, Anonymous said...: Christian? Single? We have the solution

Cool! They have a solution for being Christian? I wonder if it involves "thinking for yourself"?
At 9:14 AM, Arlo said...: Brilliant, Anonymous.

Or should I say, Herr Etic von Blasphemous.
At 12:11 PM, Lubow said...: DAMN. you guys are so good at this naming shit, makes me wish I hadn't been so egocentric as to use my actual name...
At 1:28 PM, Peckerwood said...: I guess we could re-christen lubow.

How about smelly hippie. Or dirty smelly hippie.
At 1:32 PM, Arlo said...: Dirty smelly pedophile hippie. "It's 4:20. Do you know where your children are?"
At 1:56 PM, Dirty smelly pedophile hippie said...: I guess I walked into this with my eyes open. Man, I fucking HATE you guys.