Plug Up The Tube Lady Miss
Hillary Clinton opens her yap about something she ought to have simply ignored:
The disturbing material in 'Grand Theft Auto' and other games like it is stealing the innocence of our children, and it's making the difficult job of being a parent even harder.
Oh shut up. Just stitch it. Tie off your pie hole. Sure, I'd still vote for you if I thought you were just appealing the prudes and prissy tea-tottlers of the world… but it would be sooo much better if you'd simply stuff it. The parents I know are perfectly capable of handling the "innocence" of their children without your slobbering yammer confusing the issue. So do us all a favor: zip it.
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Nature magazine recently reported that the number of people killed by sharks totals only 7 individuals in the 20th Century. Yet between 1990 and 1997, according to the journal Pediatrics, four times that number of children were killed by TV sets falling on them.
Additionally, according to the journal Psychological Science, people (especially males) who see bad things that happen to them as part of a global pattern of evil and pain have an increased risk of dying before age 65.
What Hillary really needs to do is form a group to watchdog the recording industry and put warning labels on all the dirty albums.
Oh wait, that's Tipper.
Nevermind.
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