Naughty Rock Star
Well, it official--the "hot coffee" option was a pre-existing (albiet hidden) part of Grand Theft Auto-San Andreas. The only mod that the modders did was to unlock the option. Read all about it here.
I wish I had a little disposable income--I'd like to get the damn thing with the AO rating. By the time I can afford it, I'm sure I'll only be able to find the M-rated version. Nertz.
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Unemployment woes again? If its too hot you need to get out of the oven.
Nope, I'm quite gainfully employed, and Lisa just scored a nice job with the University of Arizona.
In other news, fuck you, you anonymous assface.
You mean A. Nonymous-Assface, Esq.
Oop! My mistake. Thank you, Arlo.
And what is with that coloquialism?
Too hot? Get out of the oven? I think you need to bone up on the vernacular, friend. Wait! We're not friends...
Ah, fuck it.
Making fun of this A. Nonymous character is easier than shooting monkeys in a barrel.
Why would you shoot monkey's in a barrel?
Dague--you said it, pal. I guess I should have made it more along the lines of "fuck you, you cliche-misusing shitheel. But then, we would have had to call him something awkward, like Dr. C. Lichemisusing Shitheel, PhD, and that would never do.
Fock--because if you shoot 'em behind the davenport, its rarely fatal.
I hope that he at least comes back wearing the right nametag.
But what actually is the "hot coffee" option? What actually happens? It's a lot of excitement for something for which I have no idea what is considered so offensive.
Is there "snowballing" between women from different countries? What's so bad?
There are dating mini-games in GTA:SA. There are four or five different women, who will become attracted to you, depending on several different variables (i.e., if you make CJ get fat, one will like you; if you make him buff, another will--like that). With the hot coffee option activated, at some point, the women will invite you into their homes for a cup of coffee. You then get a cutscene which shows CJ and the woman in a rather unexplicit sex animation (no genitals, the women are nekkid, CJ fully clothed) The whole thing is a bit of a tempest in a teapot (or coffeepot, if you will)--its not like the models in the GTA games are very detailed, and from what I hear, the sex animations are pretty cheezy. But people will go after Rockstar, since they continue to insist on making games for adults. That, and the fact that Rockstar said that the option didn't exist until hackers created it, which was a lie.
Gosh, if I want to see graphic sex with non-graphic entities, I'll rent Team America again and watch puppet sex. I mean if Hillary Clinton wants to raise a stink about something, shouldn't it be a puppet giving another puppet a jack-hammer blow job?
ps206: And don't forget about the cut shit and piss from the sex scene from the theatrical release. Now there's something I've never seen! Puppet Scheiße video!
Man, did they really do a watersports scene for the sex scene in Team America? That would be inspiring to see.
Watersports and scat. I thought it was unnecessary. But I laughed.
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