Log On, Grab a Sandwich, Answer the Phone, Take a Leak, Return to Computer... INFECTED.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know the argument that if Macs were as prevalent as Windows, Macs would have just as many viruses (and there are some nasty Mac viruses out there). But c'mon. Your pretty new Dell can get infected with a virus in 12 minutes, which is surely an average and is based on an unprotected machine. But still... c'mon! 12 minutes? And already your passwords are being logged and your operating system is being attacked and your friends are receiving emails with more versions of the virus?

And you still think Macs are too expensive?

(Props Slashdot).