As Big as Watergate, but No One Cares

Karl Rove was the source of Valerie Plame's background. Well, duh.

So when is Rove going to jail?

Oh, wait, that would require media outrage. If anything, the media is defending their own.

Rove will go to jail when citizens care, and they don't because Angelia Jolie adopted another audience member to watch her funky-crazy sex with Brad Pitt. Sorry to be insulting to the citizens and actually exhibit the liberal arrogance we're always accused of by O'Hannibaughlter, but if you gave a shit and raised a stink, Rove would be disgraced.

At least, that's what I hope.

UPDATE: Perhaps I spoke too soon. Kelly posted this link (4.0MB Windows Media) in the comments. NBC's David Gregory is my new hero. (Source.)