Arousing Moral Degeneracy

Here's an interesting bit of news:

Andrew Calderon, 23, was jailed for six days before a judge ordered his release after officers found a racy poster and calendar and copies of Maxim in his home earlier this year.

In case you were wondering, it's against the law for convicted sex offenders to possess material which may arouse them. It's all about protecting the innocent. Maxim, as a boner-inducing magazine, needs must be seized from the corrupt hands of the wicked lest they become... corrupted. Or wicked. Furthermore, we all have a duty in this regard. Go to the website of your local police department and familiarize yourself with their sex offender database (click here if you live in Chicago). Search it good and hard for a long, long time. That's right. Probe it. If you happen to see any of these people flipping through a Comso in the checkout line at your local grocery store, call the authorities immediately.