Since When is Tiger Woods a Geek?

We've covered this territory before.

Nerds make better lovers. Duh.

But Tiger Woods is a geek because he likes golf? Was Jack Nicklaus a geek? No, he was a bad ass, and he knew how to golf. Forgive what may be a leap in logic, but the only reason one might say Tiger Woods is a geek is because he's black and he plays golf. That's not fair.

Now show me photos of Tiger Woods eating Cheetos and watching a Battlestar Galactica marathon and we'll talk.

Also, geeks, be sure to put your XBOX controller down long enough to touch that girl. Okay?