Pointing And Laughing
As a general rule, I don't give a fiddler's damn what celebrities do; who they marry, who they kill, what their new "product line" is. I recognize that this is my loss entirely. Celebrities are (mostly) high-achievers, archetypes of success in a ruthless world, and stewards of a kaleidoscopic cult of personality. I, on the other hand, am a complete loser with a personality that is flatter than hammered shit. Which explains my reluctance to peer too deeply into the lives of my betters. Did a creepy older movie star ask a young starlet to join a cult and marry him so that he'll have a convincing beard at society events? I choose to remain ignorant.
However, some celebrity news is just too exciting to ignore:
He enjoyed Raisin Bran Crunch for breakfast, but refused to eat Froot Loops.
He liked to snack on Cheetos, until someone brought him a bag of Doritos, which he took silently into a corner and ate in a hurry.
2 Comments:
Come on Kelly, I think you're selling yourself short. Sure, you're a loser, but I think you've got a wonderfully contoured and varied personality. More like the the soft, curving peaks and steam-filled valleys of a freshly laid pile of shit, not the hammered variety to which you so unfairly compared yourself.
Exalted Leader of Iraq, Saddam Hussein, is, of course, genial and clean. What else would you expect from Uncle Saddam? All this vilifying of a man, NOT A MONSTER!!!, who just tried to do what was best for his people* and has been excoriated by the liberal media for it.
The whole thing is just such a shame :( Tsk, tsk Mr. Bush.
*the term people does not imply any particular group or individuals in Iraq nor the country as a whole but rather refers to those who qualified for full citizen status according to the laws of Iraq and the discretion of President Hussein.
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