A Hero Is Born

A surprising development in the War on Animals:

A puppy with two extra legs and a second penis is drawing curious stares at a temple in Pandamaran town near here. […] Tee Kim Huat said the caretaker saw the white puppy with dark brown patches sleeping at the temple entrance at 7am.

“He lifted the canine to place it elsewhere and was shocked to see that the puppy had six legs! Not only that, the male puppy also had an extra penis,” said Tee.

“We believe someone dumped it at the temple,” he added.

An exposed babe with six legs turned foundling? Either Malaysia's tinkering around with some wicked nuclear technology or this is the introduction of the great hero who will lead the Animal Army to victory against the evil Human Empire.