Flaunt Your Superiority in the War on Animals
Kelly often writes about the War on Animals quite eloquently here. And now is your chance to show your support for the troops.
As the old adage goes, booze always tastes better when its poured out of a squirrel's neck. Or drink straight from decanter and amuse your friends! Hell, fill it with a pre-mixed bloody mary, and hilarity will ensue!
(Via Gizmodo)
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You guys never fail to gross me out with some of your links, so here's a gift from me to you.
Yuk
-Christa
mmmMMM! Delicious dead baby and a nice big glass of squirrel juice to wash it down. Good eatin'.
Lisa listens to the morning zoo on the radio at work. They do this thing called "Confession Wednesdays" where folks call in and tell bad things they've done for cash and prizes. Last week, this woman called in, and told the tale of how she got back at a guy who got her pregnant, then was a jerk about it. It seems that the guy didn't show up for the birth even though he had promised he would. He stopped by the next day, reffered to the baby as "it", and left right away. Then...fate stepped in--the nurse asked the woman if she wanted to keep the afterbirth--an idea began to form, and the woman said that she would, indeed, like to keep said placenta.
Fast forward a few days--the father and his mom are going to stop by and take one last look at the baby before they sever all ties. They show up at the woman's house, and are kind of jerks the whole time. The woman askes Mom and Jr. if they are hungry. They are. Woman toddles off to the kitchen and USES THE PLACENTA TO MAKE FAJITAS! SIX OF 'EM! AND MOM AND JUNIOR CLEAN THE PLATE! HAW HAW HAW!
Morning zoo guys contend that this is the be-all and end-all of Wednesday confession stories. When Lisa told me the story, I had the fascinating experience of laughing and gagging at the same time; I can't reccomend it enough.
But placenta is tasty!
Oh, no doubt about it. But fajitas are nasty.
Anonymous: Your "Yuk" link is only yukky insofar as it's a right-wing website replete with lies and age-old slanders. Used to be that fanatical Christians would accuse Jews of eating babies. I guess they decided abortion providers would be an excellent substitute. From an AP Report: "The inspector says he found syringes of medications kept in an unlocked refrigerator -- and he also found a dead mouse in the hall." Yeah. Eating babies. Riiiiight.
OK, someone's gotta say it:
That pic is NUTS! (get it)
No one HAS to say ANYTHING.
Gotta and Has are mutually exclusive. They tried dating for a while but things just didn't work out.
Here's an update on Krishna Rajanna.
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