Dick Durbin Should Apologize

I think my U.S. Senators, Durbin & Obama , are pretty freakin’ great; I have reason to believe that my congresswoman is doing a fine job as well. Hell, I even voted for ‘em. I certainly believe that they’re all smart enough to avoid serious political missteps and tough enough to handle criticism. Unfortunately, poor Dick Durbin talked about Nazis on the floor of the Senate:

… not only was the temperature unbearably hot, but extremely loud rap music was being played in the room, and had been since the day before, with the detainee chained hand and foot in the fetal position on the tile floor. […] If I read this to you, and did not tell you that it was an FBI agent describing what Americans had done to prisoners in their control, you would most certainly believe this must have been done by Nazis, Soviets in their gulags or some mad regime--Pol Pot or others--that had no concern for human beings

Now, knuckleheaded GOP sycophants are having self-righteous conniption fits ad nauseam. They claim, of course, that the U.S. military is not to be “compared” to such evil groups. I say, “Puh-freakin’-leeeze!” What kind of a damn ‘tard-o would believe that Nazis or Pol Pot would play loud rap music in their prison camps!? I don’t think so. Everyone knows that if the Nazis would play anything, they would play Wagner. See? That is what Durbin got wrong. He needs to issue an apology immediately.

Lance Corporal Mark Cooley (U.K.) takes a break from serving delicious meals to detainees to demonstrate for his American brothers the proper way to impersonate a Nazi.