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Anatomy of Spiritual Rot

There’s a vast network of idiotic quizzes and slanted polls online. As a turgid wad (which is how I think of myself in quiet moment of solitude) I cannot help myself from indulging in these monstrosities. It’s a weakness (past transgression). Like booze and self-flagellation. In keeping with my penchant for dumping my filthy vices into the pubic realm, here’s another quiz , one that quantifies your theological leanings in a comic and brutal manner.

The thing that worries me about posting the results of my own personal quiz is that (a) it will cause my future (and past) postings to be viewed in a default and de facto prism of bias, and (b) I’ve always liked to think of myself as a probable convert to heavy-duty religiosity; an egotistical impulse to view oneself as “open” to counterintuitive argument. But things are as they are. So I’ve posted my results. Vilify me to your heart’s content. God bless you. Seriously.