8 GB of Sexy!
My girlfriend (remember her?) just landed a totally kick-ass new job. These USB flash-drive earrings would be a great congratulatory gift if they weren't so fucking stupid.
Friday, June 03, 2005
My girlfriend (remember her?) just landed a totally kick-ass new job. These USB flash-drive earrings would be a great congratulatory gift if they weren't so fucking stupid.
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14 Comments:
Get her one of these:
http://www.hellocat78.1hwy.com/
I saw them on sale at Chicago Comics for 70 bucks.
Lisa has one of those--Katherine Ripley dubbed it "Hello, Clitty".
Yeah, or maybe you could buy her a vibrator that makes loud oinking noises. Or one that's made out of rock candy and is shaped like a jackhammer. That ought to make her feel cherished and cared for.
Of course, if you're looking for something that'll be hilarious, you could find out what the most popular, functional, durable, pleasurable and awesome vibrator on the market is and buy it for her. That way you can laugh at her every time she uses it – which will undoubtedly be often.
Actually, there is a legitimate pinnacle of vibrators, Kelly. It's the Osaki Twister. I have it on good authority that it is incredibly popular, quite durable, immeasurably pleasurable, and like totally awesome. And I've been told not to feel threatened by it.
I too have a serious suggestion for a particularly wonderful example of dildonic excellence. Unfortunately, I have discovered that it's super hard to read the make and model number of a device while it's deeply buried in my own rump.
Heh. "Super hard." Heh-heh.
God, I'm such a fucking juvenile.
I am posting here so that reader posts outnumber contributor posts.
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Go fuck yourself with a shard of glass, Dague.
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