What's Good For The Goose
…it was then that I was carrying you
Police said an adult goose hissed at [John A.] Sanders, who then slipped and fell in the mud. Then, the police report said, ''angered by this fall, he began his rampage, chasing the goslings and kicking them."
[…] A witness allegedly saw Sanders grab the goose and kick it, police said. Then, they said, Sanders ran down a grassy stretch, shouting, and stopped to jump up and down.
The witness called police, who said they found two goslings flattened on the parking lot and three more dead on the grass.
The goose was taken to an animal hospital in West Bridgewater, but its injuries were too severe and it was euthanized yesterday, said Karen Harvey, an Attleboro animal control officer.
Officials said they think the dead goose was the goslings' mother.
Officer Steven Beaudet of Attleboro police, a military veteran who served in Afghanistan, said police were shaken by the gruesome scene.
As shocking as this tale may be, it's important for us to acknowledge that the severity of Mr. Sanders' actions will send an unequivocal signal (and thereby serve as a significant deterrent) to other geese who may feel inclined to waddle about hissing at their betters.
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Sanders's mother said the episode is out of character for her son, but it's really not. Sure, he's done a lot of compassionate charity work and volunteer work . . . for humans. To a good Christian, the unredeemed natural world is full of sin and evil and unthinking copulating, murderous, sinful animals. Man must establish his domain over nature, especially threatening, dangerous, waddling, hissing nature. Like the war on terror, the war on animals will require patience, fortitude, and determination. It's going to be hard. Won't be easy. But victory will be ours thanks to servicemen of character like Sanders.
Another "good christian" gone bad on Mother's Day.
That's right if christians do not believe it has a soul, it can be easily killed without any sin being involved. So geese (and all animals), anyone who is not a christian, and sinful actors can all be killed without any consequences. And if you just happen to sin, you can always have your sins washed away later (there is not enough water in the world for this activity).
Also, this story only supports my theory that all Texans are fucked-up pieces of shit who need to all die horriblly.
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