Things Arlo Simply Doesn't Care About
Yes, the blog has gotten to the point where I'm simply ripping off Kelly.
- The Catholic Church.
- Anal sex.
- Orlando Bloom.
- Horsepower.
- Water sports (both denotations).
- Runaway brides.
- Emphysema.
- Crack. (See also #2).
- What your tiny, drop-kickable dog did.
- Pop country music.
6 Comments:
Is it possible that you meant to use the word "connotations"? Ah, perhaps I'm being a ninny. I totally agree with the inclusion of Orlando Bloom insofar as Troy is concerned (I have higher hopes for Kingdom of Heaven). As for the "drop-kickable dog", the vampiric chihuahua in Blade: Trinity would not be at all pleased with being included on your list.
Horsepower?
For at least six of those, you're missing out.
Things I don't care about (now I am ripping you both off...)
In no particular order - aside from the sequence in which they occured to me:
Culture of Life
Chicago Cubs
JLo
Your Kids
Nintendo
Desperate Housewives
Medals & Headshots
Your Wedding
Macauley's Cherry
American Idol
There is a Saturn commercial running where the guy says, "What good is gas mileage if you don't have any horsepower?" So, no, I don't give a fuck about horsepower. I prefer, oh, you know, the atmosphere.
Atmosphere? Like oxygen?
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