How would you describe us?
I've changed the subtitle above to the one I've always used in my email signature. And now I've added the "About Us" doohickey in the right column. So how would you describe this blog? I'm not being lazy—I'm sincerely interested. I'm open to your suggestions in the comments. (Especially you, Kelly.)
UPDATE: Dr. Smith may have hit the nail on the head. Can you top it?
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This blog addresses the absurd nature of modern culture from the all-knowing standpoint of Arlo-dom (which sometimes involves dressing Arlo up in a pink bikini) and from the hard-hitting hard-biting viewpoint of Kelly. Its psuedopods of profane commentary entwine a range of diverse topics from dwarf regurgitation to extreme theatre. If it were a living being, it would be the kind of creature that Cthulhu would have been proud father, embrace, and copulate with,and consume.
I was going to say:
"a couple of geeks with big dicks"
I'm a failure at describing the most pedestrians thoughts in my own head; describing those very failures would be too difficult a task for a mind as small as mine.
By the way, I’m not actually a "geek". I'm a goddamn jackass who ought to do the world a favor and saw his own head off. [Out of respect for the humanity of all those who may read this, I refuse to comment on the size (or other characteristics) of my reproductive and/or excretory organ(s)].
Ok.
A geek with a big dick and a jackass with a cavernous sphincter.
I'm afraid that you are not fairly characterizing Mr. Cooper. Based upon my knowledge of his acting ability, I would say that he is an in-for-face, up-your-nose, shit-on-your-brain, down-your-throat, eviscerate-your-internal-organs, and kick-his-way-out-of-your-chest kind of guy. In short, there is nothing, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, that he would say or do (or say) in this blog that he would not do (or say)in a public place. The only person who is more in-your-face than Mr. Cooper is Richard (what he does in public requires large quantities of milk, a child's cowboy hat, and a week-old rotting pig's head should not be mentioned in mixed company).
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