Why Geeks and Nerds Are Worth It...
So are the ladies out there jealous of the way I fawned over my girlfriend yesterday? Perhaps you should do what Lesley did and take your chances with a geek:
3.) They’re more romantic than they’re given credit for. Ok true, their idea of romance might be to make up a spiffy web-page with all the reasons why they love you, with links to pics of you and sonnets and such... but hey. It lasts longer than flowers, plus you can show your friends.I'm actually pretty bad at number six, though, as Lesley will attest.
(Via Kottke.)
6 Comments:
Well Duh. You could get all that from watching Revenge of the Nerds. ;)
-stiggy
Oh Yes, Arlo is DEFINITELY RIGHT! Everyone knows that women prefer nerds. They are richer, better looking, nicer, more talented, more compassionate, and just plain BETTER AT FUCKING (because they have much bigger dicks)! Ladies, if you want a man with a penis the size of a ball point pen go for a jock, but if want one "hung like a horse," go for a nerd!
There's more truth than you know to what you've said here, Dr. Smith. For example, the "better at fucking" thing is quite true because nerds are better at science, and therefore can calculate the correct angle, center of gravity, and leverage required to get both partners off admirably with the least amount of effort, leaving enough energy in both to do it again later. As for the bigger dicks, however, I'm afraid this only applies to SKINNY nerds and geeks. Sorry.
Speak for yourself. I have it and the women love it!!!!
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That CL post *rocks*! Being a fan of geeks, nerds, and other "off beat" men myself-kudos to Lesley for givin' a shout out!
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