John 11:35: Sid & Marty Kroft Wept
Here's the water stain in Chicago on Fullerton Avenue underneath the Kennedy Expressway that supposedly looks like The Virgin Mary:
C'mon, Catholics. If the Virgin Mary was to appear, would it be in a stain of filthy rainwater on concrete? Of course not.
The stain is clearly the divine manifestation of Sigmund the Sea Monster:
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Common Sense is an oxymoron. Everyone knows that the Virgin Mary is on a food kick, appearing in Grilled Cheese sandwiches and the like. The Church(tm) has had a month filled with assorted VooDoo; from salt-stained virgins to white smoke that emerges from a chimney that doesn't even lead to a furnace. I thought the white smoke was the product of the incineration of a ceremonial wreath or a burning bush or something. Nope, Pope. In this case, it is a smoke bomb placed in a culver pipe attached to the roof. Doesn't take much to a draw a crowd to Vatican Square. I am convinced that the new Pope is old because Vatican officials want another Pappal death in the future. I mean, the tourism money must be amazing in offering coffers.
"American Christianity is like a bag of Skittles – a rainbow of colors, but the same taste: a sticky-sweet nugget of morally superior empty calories." [Source]
Boy, I bet some Chicagonian drunkard needs a new place to piss.
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