J. B. Stoner 1924–2005

One of the biggest cocksuckers in the history of cocksuckery isdead:

A member of the Ku Klux Klan from his teens, he shadowed the man he called Martin Lucifer King as Dr. King led demonstrations across the South, holding rallies of his own. He was later on the legal team for James Earl Ray, Dr. King's assassin, in the appeal of his conviction.

Mr. Stoner called Hitler too moderate, blacks a branch of the ape family and Jews "vipers of hell." He nonetheless described himself as "the candidate of love" during his campaign for Georgia governor in 1970, one of many unsuccessful efforts at elective office.

"I love white people and I love white children," he said in an interview with The Wall Street Journal.

Normally when I announced an obituary, I give them a moment of silence. In this case, a moment of screaming:

YOU'RE IN HELL! YOU'RE DEAD! BURN IN HELL YOU INTOLERANT PIECE OF SHIT! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! ROT! WE'RE BETTER OFF WITHOUT YOU! WE WILL SHIT ON YOUR GRAVE! YOU'RE DEAD! HA! I HOPE YOUR HELL IS TO BE BEATEN WITH MENORAHS BY THE SPIRITS OF AFRICAN-AMERICAN ALABAMANS AND MARTIN LUTHER KING FOR ALL ETERNITY! THE GHOST OF MALCOLM X WILL SODOMIZE YOU WITH A BURNING CROSS UNTIL THE END OF DAYS! YOU'RE DEAD! HOORAY!

Oooh, that felt good.