SHOCKER: Right-Wing Rag Tells Truth

Today we have discovered how large a pile of crap has to be before the Republican editorial uber-kahuna is willing to acknowledge that there is, in fact, crap on the floor (NSFW…or anywhere else). As we've seen with the Shiavo case (as well as every other story-of-the-moment since before dirt), GOP faithful detest thinking for themselves and therefore are only too willing have wholly cooked opinions delivered directly into their brains, no assembly required. Now that the Wall Street Journal has (finally) delivered some content regarding America's Favorite Cocksucker that's actually nutritious [please mix these metaphors with caution], maybe we can expect a forthcoming movement of this particular bowel.

Also, I would appreciate it if you could please keep your voice down. I've spent most the day nursing a brutal hangover and am in no mood for your childish antics.

Enjoy this photograph of transvestites on a roller coaster.