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Friday, January 21, 2005

Phone Phun

Like you really care, but I was just on the phone with SBC for 20 minutes trying to combine my cell phone (Cingular, owned by SBC) and my home phone/DSL on the same bill because I heard I can save money. I like to save money.

So after 1 minute of navigating phone menus, 17 combined minutes of being on hold, and 2 minutes of actually speaking to the operator, I discover they can't do it. Seems my service got interrupted last July because I hadn't paid the bill. Proper fiscal management is my goal for 2005.

After I find out that I can't combine my bills until July, assuming I have no trouble paying my bill between now and then, I ask the operator how much money I will save by combining my bills.

The answer: $3 a month.

We're those 20 minutes worth $3 a month?

Yeah, I'm petty.

2 Comments:

At 12:36 PM, Arlo said...

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At 2:33 PM, Kelly said...

Yeah. SBC. I've spent the last two days on the phone with those clowns. Tonight I plan on getting home, popping a frozen meal in the microwave, pouring myself a delicious beverage, and dialing up SBC Tech Support for yet another long conversation. This time, I've been instructed to access "Tier 2" support. Here's a reduction of my conversation with SBC up to this point:

ME: I want DSL hooked up.

SBC: Okay.

ME: Thanks.

SBC: It's hooked up now.

ME: No it isn't.

SBC: Yes it is.

ME: Well, then it's not working.

SBC: Yes it is.

ME: No, it's not.

SBC: How can I make your experience with SBC more enjoyable?

ME: Let me go back to the beginning and make this perfectly clear…

SBC: [static]

Unfortunately, I need to keep talking to them because I need what only the internet can provide.

 

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