More Spam Poetry

Stigmutha submits another example of spam poetry, the unaltered random text that appears in many junk e-mails.

This piece expresses a lot of angst and anguish, a feeling of isolation in our technological society. It is actually quite sad.

The man who never makes a mistake always takes orders from one who does.
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I'm not enjoying fighting over there. Burhinidae
Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest
Wasn't Dick missing talking on the street? bioecological
Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to
pause
and reflect.
We've tried to include features in the program for students with many disabilities.
I needed Spanish in my classroom, so Spanish was added. I wanted
something
to engage students who are not interested in language, thus musical
interludes and movement were incorporated. I wanted to be able to
change the
prompts (music,movements, etc.) on-the-fly. We wanted to provide for
those
requiring augmentative communication device and so the Mayer-Johnson
symbols
are included and can morph from the photographs. I wanted a
cause-and-effect
program for my students who didn't understand the automatic scan. The
Switch-On-Picts activity was developed. We realized more types of scans
would be advantageous. Three types of scanning routines have been
added. I
wanted 2 and 3 piece puzzles. Here they are. One of my parents wanted
Dr.
Seuss types of stories with real pictures. We wrote some 'ditties' and
here's StoryTime. adenocarcinomatous
About happiness There is only one success: to be able to spend your
life in
your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it.
I didn't dislike cooking at home. asphaltic