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Thursday, January 13, 2005

At 5:44 PM, Lubow said...: 1. because it's funny
2. because it feels good
3. because it's unusual
4. because your mate likes it
5. because your body is YOURS

Take your pick.
At 10:47 PM, Arlo said...: You forgot:

6. Because it's a PENIS. Penises are always funny.
At 4:12 PM, Kelly said...: It's a friggin' belly ring. Who wears those? Many people...but mostly Babes. Chicks. Bettys. Dolls. If the lady is a lesbian, what use has she for a penis? If she's trying to impress the fellas, a penis may not be the best way.

Further, I dispute the notion that it's my body. If the body in question is a lady, it sure as hell ain't mine (my romantic skills are sadly lacking). As for myself, I do not possess a body; I do not own a body; I AM a body. See? I'm not mine. I'm me.
At 11:48 AM, ps206 said...: I think reason 6. says it all but I also think it should be noted that body jewelry can be removed. A person could wear this for one day.

Let the saints and goddesses help us if the day comes when someone can get an animated tattoo. Then they'd be sporting something this stupid until it becomes old and shrivelled and even less funny.