The Bronx Bomber Strikes Again
Okay, maybe this guy is clinically insane. Here's his latest email rant. I've read it a dozen times, and I still don't understand what the Fuck he's talking about.
There is a group of young anti establish met youths and of course the Kerry Drones who have overlooked Kerry's billions and double speak to launch a "Rise Against Bush"
Shine for a new Tomorrow! , Is this a new TV show for the porn channel hosted by Bill Clit-in?
It sounds like a fitting came for a TV show hosted by our former impeached President Bill Clinton.
Can you see it on Channel 35 in NYC? Maybe right after the legendary talk show host and favorite porn star interviewer Robin "Baby Baby Bang Your Box" Byrd? It is not too far-fetched.
The flyer printed by someone named Jacob goes on to say "Turn Your Back on Bush" Hmm, somehow I cannot see Bill Clit-in turn his back on Bush. Well, maybe Hillary's. But Bill turn his back on Bush?
I can see it now. The desperate housewives audience tuned to "Rise against Bush" With your host non other than than than than than than than than than the legend, the legacy, the president that makes you know that God has a sense of humor. After all, it is kindof humorous that the ex Presidents legacy is that he is the only President "Between Two Bushes". Live and in living color from the home of the former president "Bendover Acres".
A little theme song like
"Bend over acres is the place for bill.
Watching his cigar work will get you ill
Liberal women spread far and wide
Keep ol Hillary
I got interns side by side"
So, while the bus leaves to Dc along with thousands of other misfits heading to DC to "Turn Your Back on Bush"
They are hoping for some more liberal congressmen to "bring up the rear"
No need to fear a small turn out
The liberal elite media
Ya know those people who reported
On those plagiarized documents, stating Bush left the National Guard.
They will be there to add a thousand people for every ten that show up.
The liberal socially conscious demonstrators are charging only $90 bucks a head to take the trip from Michigan to D.C in a gas burning, high polluting, ozone ruining, bus across country.
They promise it will only burn Ozone in Capitalistic, Bush Supporting Red states.
"The Election is over. The Fight is not." Says the green colored flyers, printed on appear without a union symbol.
I am worried that this green paper may contain polluting dyes and all these flyers will not be recycled.
The pollution shuttle will leave Michigan on Wednesday, January 19 at 7pm and arrive Friday morning at 9am.
The bus is a BMW Charter, with a TV front and back, wow, sounds luxurious,
Sort of like the "Real Deal Express" Used by Billionaire John Kerry and Teresa Heinz.
However, at this point the "Turn Your Back on Bush" bunch has not sold many tickets.
Will Bill and Hill be at the Turn Your Back on Bush protest? Cmon now, has either Bill or Hill ever turned its back on Bush?
We can only hope liberals will reflect
What went on under Democratic Party Majority rule from 1953 Eisenhower Era and the GW Bush Republican mandate.
Hey, I better get to the studio and get right on it. I already have the title.
Some of nostalgic people remember Wally, Ward, June and Theodore cleavers
Of the 50's. Back when TV was how it should be! The high ratings on CBS. Those were the days for the networks.
Presenting, The Democrats from "Beaver to Bush" With the help of the City of San Francisco and the Turn Your Back on Bush " crowd.
We may see the4 down and out Democrats "Come From Behind".
Stay Tuned!
6 Comments:
He's stealing my strategy! It's unstoppable!
He's an artist. I think we should consider ourselves bamboozled.
My response to this message is below. I feel like I should keep this going as long as possible, as it may become vastly entertaining for all of us. And by "vastly entertaining," I mean laborious and interminable.
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And just when I thought our conversation was making some sense, dude.
I like how you don't respond to anything *I* say but instead just rant on as if no one said anything. If you want to have a conversation, let's have a conversation. If your subtext is "Hey, I found some liberal who will read my vituperative babbling," then you will have skewered the manner of spirited debate that makes this country great. Then I'd have to ask you why you hate America. (In case you are indeed incapable of noticing, that would be what literary scholars refer to as "ironic.")
> We can only hope liberals will reflect
> What went on under Democratic Party Majority rule
> from 1953 Eisenhower Era
> and the GW Bush Republican mandate.
Perhaps you should take a look at your history book to see that there wasn't a Democratic party majority in the 1980s (when the divide between rich and poor was at its greatest) and that the Republicans controlled congress for a large portion of the Clinton administration (when they impeached the guy for nothing more than getting a blowjob, seeing as how the Whitewater investigation was officially closed without any discovery of wrong-doing by Bill & Hil).
But nonetheless, yes, I will take your baited hook and look at what was proposed and/or accomplished by Democrats between 1953 and 2004:
* The Civil Rights Act
* The Voting Rights Act
* Head Start
* Federal Emergency Management Administration
* Americorp
* Family & Medical Leave Act
* Motor Voter
* Energy Department
* Peace Corp
* Budget surplus (squandered by W)
* The moon landing
* The Clinton administration stopped two potential millenium terrorist attacks
* Medicare
* Camp David Peace Accords between Egypt and Israel
* The opening of Arpanet to universities, thereby creating the Internet (and that Al Gore thing is taken so far out of context, so don't even try to throw that BS in my face)
If you believe a progressive agenda can't win a war or rescue the economy, I would suggest you take a gander at the administration of a guy you may have heard of -- Franklin Delano Roosevelt. See, the trick to responsible governance is to put the citizens of the country -- EVERY citizen -- at the forefront of all decision making.
Now, are we going to have a conversation or are you going to continue to ignore everything I say? I still have your other email to finish going through, and I look forward to responding to it in a detailed, deliberate manner. If your agenda is this important to you and since I'm willing to give it a chance, then the least you can do is attempt the same degree of coherence and consideration.
In other words, please don't be *intolerant* of people with an opposing viewpoint. (Again, irony. Dig it.)
Robert S. McIntyre in American Prospect:
Remember those gigantic projected "surpluses" that George W. Bush supposedly inherited from Bill Clinton? They were nothing but a myth. To be sure, politicians of all stripes wanted the public to believe in those phony surpluses – the Democrats so they could propose new programs, the Republicans so they could cut taxes. But the truth is that when Bush arrived, the budget was merely balanced. To say otherwise required counting the reserves building up in Social Security as available to pay for other government programs – spending them twice you might say – and expecting huge real reductions in government services by assuming that appropriations would merely stay even with inflation.
That original comment looks like Verbal Mescaline.
That original comment looks like Verbal Mescaline.
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