Benighted Evil v. Enlightened Evil v. Beheaded Evil

Tom Tomorrow asks the question I’ve had on my mind for years:

Why isn't there a computer on the desk in the Oval Office?

All snarky banter about Bush’s cultural disconnect aside, what gives? The other day I picked up a new iMac G5 (20-inch), and lordy-pordy would one of these look great in the Oval Office! Somebody should buy that retard a computer.

On a related note:

A suicidal New Jersey man set a new standard for self-inflicted brutality when he decapitated himself by driving away from a light post with a rope tied around his neck.

Maybe that fuckin’ retard wouldn’t have yanked off his own head if someone had bought him an iMac G5. […] Hey. Wait a minute. Perhaps a computer in the Oval Office isn’t such a good idea after all.