"Yes, ma'am, but your fruitcake has a fuse hanging out of it."
I had heard before that fruitcake sets off sensors for explosives. I just wanted to point out something that I think is really cool in this article:
The good news is Chicago aviation officials will provide free gift-wrapping at both O'Hare and Midway airports on the days leading up to Christmas.With all of the stepped up security, this gesture is very considerate.
Isn't it about time we reported some good news here?
(Thanks, again, to the Stig.)
3 Comments:
Well color me nonplussed. Are the folks at O'Hare being magnanimous or proactive? (They don't seem to give a rip about busting that annoying little throwback - the luggage lock.)
This would have been a great job for Ol' Dirty B. He was a gifted wrapper. R.I.P. Ol' Dirty B.
Don't be so curmudgeonly, Kelly. It's the holidays.
On second-thought, be as curmudgeonly as you want. It'll give me the opportunity to show up at your apartment in the middle of the night wearing white makeup, sackcloth, and chains, proclaiming myself your former business partner and offering to show you the true meaning of Christmas, by which I mean I'll violently bugger you.
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