Losing Sleep over the Tsunamis
So not only are you tossing and turning about the daily increasing death toll, photos like this, and the US pledge to spend 0.0175% of what it has spent turning Iraq into a complete mess, now comes news that you've lost 3 microseconds of available sleep time:
Richard Gross, a geophysicist with NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory in California, theorized that a shift of mass toward the Earth's center during the quake on Sunday caused the planet to spin 3 microseconds, or 3 millionths of a second, faster and to tilt about an inch on its axis.Still no word on how Fox News is blaming liberals for the earthquake.
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From an e-mail I just received from my corporate masters: "An e-mail will be sent out early next week regarding an upcoming casual day to benefit the thousands of victims." To show how much I care, one day soon I'm going to wear jeans to work. God Bless America.
The White House has acknowledged that the earthquake and subsequent tsunami did indeed happen. Could this be an indicator that they are open to a reconciliation, a normalization of relations with the reality-based community?
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