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Wednesday, December 15, 2004

Damn me deadlights and burn me fer a backstay!

More posts about modern pirates sez you? Well then, more posts about modern pirates sez I! Sa-ha!

About to ship out with a hold full of rum or sugar or microchips? Well, don't set sail without you read the IMB's weekly pirate activity report ! And if you are a pirate yourself, always remember that using a tugboat as your flagship with inspire neither terror in your victims, nor bloodthirstiness in your crew.

2 Comments:

At 4:56 PM, Kelly said...

My own personal favorite: "Ship's anti-piracy patrol withdrew into accommodation for own safety."

Good book recommendation: The Outlaw Sea by William Langewiesche

 
At 9:28 AM, Milroy said...

Yarr! 'Tis indeed a very interesting subject. These modern pirates are active everywhere, and these reports don't do much to inspire confidence since boats are calling for help and receiving no response. At least nobody's walking the plank yet.

 

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