The Creative Writing of Spam

I'm not sure why, but I believe spammers often include text so that the message can circumvent filters, disguising as a legitimate email. This text must be generated randomly because prose so chaotic and beautiful as the paragraph quoted below is rarely the result of intentional creativity. This copy appeared in a piece of spam I received today advertising Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, and (in case your rock-hard boner gives you a panic attack) Xanax. Add a few references to heroin and puckering anuses, and you have an unedited chapter from a lost William S. Burroughs novel:

creature proliferated, created a race of clones that lived,
after the nuptials, the Eagle said, Fly off and bring me back
A MILLER and his son were driving their Ass to a neighboring fair and hold them responsible for for all that is due to an alien presence. There
So, he continued to sweet talk her, trying to figure out why she didn't want possibility that this has occurred to them. The aliens do not see this as
friendly. Not that the industry isn't welcoming new people into these screen T.V.s wondering if the other students new little as
perfect bound book in ten minutes for a dollar are the future of The hardware dependent ebooks, the DRM use and copy restricted
wanted to watch French DVDs on his Norweigan DVD player. He and store. Prior to entering this digital store, the size of ones
the similarities of V.R. and the telephone less often than V.R. illustrations and created writing systems to communicate and
THE BIRDS waged war with the Beasts, and each were by turns the old renaissance master drawing, in which every line and every
One of my definitions of art is, art as a verb... the act replied, No, thank you. I did not ask that; it is his track
his deliverer, for seeing the Peasant sitting under a wall which information processing mechanism. With an artificial system,
better: they succeed because they're worse than the old media at designed for the metal production industry and XY plotters can be
We've got to get away from those people. I just nodded in agreement, with faggot, took the sticks separately, one by one, and again put
dawn is ridiculously near and thus that its' study is pertinent. A THIEF came in the night to break into a house. He brought with
Pope_751 and I were rather hungry at this point, and decided to get food, There are several sections to this walkthru. I have tried to arrange them in
available to anyone with a television, VCR, six pack and a couple Virtual Reality perhaps be the movie adaptation of the MediaMOO
through around the term interactive, in order to confuse people
the year I shall have money enough from my share to buy a new