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Monday, December 06, 2004

A Brief Visit

Once again, I'm too busy to stick around and talk. Nonetheless, I thought I'd drop by and say hello. (…) No, I can't come in…seriously, I just dropped by to check in and make sure you were okay. Here, I'll leave a few things for you – take this and this. They're not much, but I thought it'd be better to leave you with something. A small gesture, I know; but a token of how much I, like, really care.

2 Comments:

At 1:33 PM, Milroy said...

Good link from Craig's List. Fuck me with a carrot in your bunny suit and I'll give you software. Spokane's barter is much stranger than normal local Chicago bartering. Thanks for making me laugh today.

 
At 2:07 PM, ps206 said...

My problems with the 3 links:

Music: Just because you can do something, doesn't mean you're doing it the best way. Doesn't anyone remember Stanley Jordan? Celine Dion is impressed. That's a warning sign. On the other hand, McRorie isn't part of Celine's Vegas show either. Clue, McRorie! And, why don't you write your own songs?

Carrot Woman: Can't you cram your own carrots? Is software really the right medium for exchange? Perhaps a bag of manure? It can't be that hard to get some carrots and ears, get a lover, break out the rabbit accoutrements at the right time, and cramming ensues.

Dope buyer: No mention of sex. Are you a man or woman? There has GOT to be an easier way to get dope than smoking flesh pipe. Please! Perhaps this person really doesn't need more dope.

 

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