Your Moment of Zen

Sean will return tomorrow. I expect all of his sentences tolooklikethis; his thumbs are surely too swollen to operate the spacebar.

I may never get to do this again, so I might as well pull out the friend-losing links now.

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Today's MoZ topic
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MOST OF THESE LINKS ARE SAFE FOR THE WORKPLACE, BUT USE DISCRETION.

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TENTACLES OF DESIRE
A fetish you've never heard of: Japanese Octopus Erotica
(some links not safe)
http://buffoonery.org/blog/archives/006556.html
And the heartbreaking tale of Joshua Handley's passion of Cephalopod love
(features an erotic ukiyo-e painting from the 1800s)
http://www.heliograph-designs.co.uk/victoriana/ceph/

GALUMPIA ADULT
"Warning: This site contains images."
(appears not safe for work, but actually is)
http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/hallofsh.htm

DOG TOY OR MARITAL AID
I got 11 out of 14 on both difficulty levels, and I used to work at a pet store.
(Thanks, Bollo.)
http://www.dogtoyormaritalaid.com/

THE PENIS GAME
"Inside all of us there remains a dark little Johnny that yearns to break the rules."
http://www.swingmachine.org/issue5/penis.htm

EROTIC PINATAS
Damn, I'd like to hit that.
** NOT SAFE FOR WORK **
http://www.eroticpinata.com/home.html

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WEDNESDAY: Mr. Sinitski returns from battle. Thanks for the opportunity, Sean. I had much fun.

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