What's Funnier Than A Dead Baby?
The lovely anti-abortion people were out in force in downtown Chicago today. They were lined up along Madison street with huge poster-board photos of those adorable aborted fetuses. Luck me. I was leisurely strolling down the street, munching on a sandwich and enjoying the weather. Thankfully, all I needed to do was walk around a corner to feel nauseated. There's nothing like a 7 foot-tall, high-definition photograph of bloody medical waste on a nice autumnal day. If it weren't for the anti-abortion crowd, who would be there to needlessly sicken me? God bless those kindly folks. They're making the world a better place by inducing vomiting – one unsuspecting pedestrian at a time.
On a related note, it appears that some people are working on creative alternatives to sanitary and competent abortions performed by fully credentialed physicians. Go head, overturn Roe v. Wade – the nation's entrepreneurial spirit is ready for the challenge!
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Don't you know by now that anything that is gross is wrong. Abortion is gross, gay sex is gross, ergo, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. The key thing is to make sure that the thing you like is not classified as gross or it will be wrong too.
Personally, I think open heart surgery is gross. Abortion is a health issue for women and should be handled by medical professionals in hospitals and clinics but have you ever seen open heart surgery? It's grossssssss. Plain old icky. You may make a case about the life of the patient, yadda, yadda, yadda, I DON'T CARE!!!
If gross wasn't the big issue, nobody would say that gay sex is wrong. Frankly gay sex is gross. Could you imagine a man putting his penis through someone's rectum or squirting his semen on another person's face? And don't try to tell me that this happens with men and women cause I don't believe it. AND DON'T TRY TO SHOW ME MOVIES PROVING OTHERWISE!!!
Here's another gross thing, menstruation. If we could keep females malnourished at puberty, we could stop the whole thing. First of all, the bleeding, I mean PLEASE! And periods are a sure sign of a future that includes pregnancy, gross. Child birth, Oh yeah, I've seen three. GROSS!
Come to think of it, shitting is gross. Shitting is bad enough, and the smell but you have to wipe. WIPE!! No more wiping. Anyone who throws up or shits, they should be made to live in something like a leper colony, except for gross people.
In fact, we could have a place for all the gross people and then the rest of us clean people who don't shit, puke, have sex, menstruate, get medical treatment, or eat certain foods, could live in peace and moral purity. I'm just worried that there would be so many gross people that we clean people would ourselves be exiled to a clean place instead of vice versa.
Oh, nevermind.
Don't you know by now that anything that is gross is wrong. Abortion is gross, gay sex is gross, ergo, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. The key thing is to make sure that the thing you like is not classified as gross or it will be wrong too.
Personally, I think open heart surgery is gross. Abortion is a health issue for women and should be handled by medical professionals in hospitals and clinics but have you ever seen open heart surgery? It's grossssssss. Plain old icky. You may make a case about the life of the patient, yadda, yadda, yadda, I DON'T CARE!!!
If gross wasn't the big issue, nobody would say that gay sex is wrong. Frankly gay sex is gross. Could you imagine a man putting his penis through someone's rectum or squirting his semen on another person's face? And don't try to tell me that this happens with men and women cause I don't believe it. AND DON'T TRY TO SHOW ME MOVIES PROVING OTHERWISE!!!
Here's another gross thing, menstruation. If we could keep females malnourished at puberty, we could stop the whole thing. First of all, the bleeding, I mean PLEASE! And periods are a sure sign of a future that includes pregnancy, gross. Child birth, Oh yeah, I've seen three. GROSS!
Come to think of it, shitting is gross. Shitting is bad enough, and the smell but you have to wipe. WIPE!! No more wiping. Anyone who throws up or shits, they should be made to live in something like a leper colony, except for gross people.
In fact, we could have a place for all the gross people and then the rest of us clean people who don't shit, puke, have sex, menstruate, get medical treatment, or eat certain foods, could live in peace and moral purity. I'm just worried that there would be so many gross people that we clean people would ourselves be exiled to a clean place instead of vice versa.
Oh, nevermind.
Don't you know by now that anything that is gross is wrong. Abortion is gross, gay sex is gross, ergo, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. The key thing is to make sure that the thing you like is not classified as gross or it will be wrong too.
Personally, I think open heart surgery is gross. Abortion is a health issue for women and should be handled by medical professionals in hospitals and clinics but have you ever seen open heart surgery? It's grossssssss. Plain old icky. You may make a case about the life of the patient, yadda, yadda, yadda, I DON'T CARE!!!
If gross wasn't the big issue, nobody would say that gay sex is wrong. Frankly gay sex is gross. Could you imagine a man putting his penis through someone's rectum or squirting his semen on another person's face? And don't try to tell me that this happens with men and women cause I don't believe it. AND DON'T TRY TO SHOW ME MOVIES PROVING OTHERWISE!!!
Here's another gross thing, menstruation. If we could keep females malnourished at puberty, we could stop the whole thing. First of all, the bleeding, I mean PLEASE! And periods are a sure sign of a future that includes pregnancy, gross. Child birth, Oh yeah, I've seen three. GROSS!
Come to think of it, shitting is gross. Shitting is bad enough, and the smell but you have to wipe. WIPE!! No more wiping. Anyone who throws up or shits, they should be made to live in something like a leper colony, except for gross people.
In fact, we could have a place for all the gross people and then the rest of us clean people who don't shit, puke, have sex, menstruate, get medical treatment, or eat certain foods, could live in peace and moral purity. I'm just worried that there would be so many gross people that we clean people would ourselves be exiled to a clean place instead of vice versa.
Oh, nevermind.
Don't you know by now that anything that is gross is wrong. Abortion is gross, gay sex is gross, ergo, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. The key thing is to make sure that the thing you like is not classified as gross or it will be wrong too.
Personally, I think open heart surgery is gross. Abortion is a health issue for women and should be handled by medical professionals in hospitals and clinics but have you ever seen open heart surgery? It's grossssssss. Plain old icky. You may make a case about the life of the patient, yadda, yadda, yadda, I DON'T CARE!!!
If gross wasn't the big issue, nobody would say that gay sex is wrong. Frankly gay sex is gross. Could you imagine a man putting his penis through someone's rectum or squirting his semen on another person's face? And don't try to tell me that this happens with men and women cause I don't believe it. AND DON'T TRY TO SHOW ME MOVIES PROVING OTHERWISE!!!
Here's another gross thing, menstruation. If we could keep females malnourished at puberty, we could stop the whole thing. First of all, the bleeding, I mean PLEASE! And periods are a sure sign of a future that includes pregnancy, gross. Child birth, Oh yeah, I've seen three. GROSS!
Come to think of it, shitting is gross. Shitting is bad enough, and the smell but you have to wipe. WIPE!! No more wiping. Anyone who throws up or shits, they should be made to live in something like a leper colony, except for gross people.
In fact, we could have a place for all the gross people and then the rest of us clean people who don't shit, puke, have sex, menstruate, get medical treatment, or eat certain foods, could live in peace and moral purity. I'm just worried that there would be so many gross people that we clean people would ourselves be exiled to a clean place instead of vice versa.
Oh, nevermind.
Don't you know by now that anything that is gross is wrong. Abortion is gross, gay sex is gross, ergo, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. The key thing is to make sure that the thing you like is not classified as gross or it will be wrong too.
Personally, I think open heart surgery is gross. Abortion is a health issue for women and should be handled by medical professionals in hospitals and clinics but have you ever seen open heart surgery? It's grossssssss. Plain old icky. You may make a case about the life of the patient, yadda, yadda, yadda, I DON'T CARE!!!
If gross wasn't the big issue, nobody would say that gay sex is wrong. Frankly gay sex is gross. Could you imagine a man putting his penis through someone's rectum or squirting his semen on another person's face? And don't try to tell me that this happens with men and women cause I don't believe it. AND DON'T TRY TO SHOW ME MOVIES PROVING OTHERWISE!!!
Here's another gross thing, menstruation. If we could keep females malnourished at puberty, we could stop the whole thing. First of all, the bleeding, I mean PLEASE! And periods are a sure sign of a future that includes pregnancy, gross. Child birth, Oh yeah, I've seen three. GROSS!
Come to think of it, shitting is gross. Shitting is bad enough, and the smell but you have to wipe. WIPE!! No more wiping. Anyone who throws up or shits, they should be made to live in something like a leper colony, except for gross people.
In fact, we could have a place for all the gross people and then the rest of us clean people who don't shit, puke, have sex, menstruate, get medical treatment, or eat certain foods, could live in peace and moral purity. I'm just worried that there would be so many gross people that we clean people would ourselves be exiled to a clean place instead of vice versa.
Oh, nevermind.
Hey Kelly,
You think you could remove my 4 extra copies of my original post. Damn internet! Thanks.
Damn internet. Right. As my IT buddy would say, the error occured between the user and the keyboard.
Naw, I think we'll just leave all four of copies up there. It inflates our numbers. It's the sort of thing that worked for Enron. Why can't it work for us?
Moral values! Hooray!
"Our numbers are inflated because our members are idiots." Very popular these days. How many times should I accidently post this ;)
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