Misogyny: A New Paradigm

Now, I'm a sensitive guy. I'm a man who meticulously looks after the needs of the ladies; especially when those needs involve sausage. However, I also know what it feels like to be left wounded and bleeding by an estrogen-laced scramasax wielded by the cunning and poikilothermous hands of a woman scorned. And when I cast my glance around me, I see that I am not alone. Yea though I walk through the valley of harlots, I shall fear no woman. Why? Because there is always someone you can turn to in a times of trial. Or somewhere you can go to work through your pain. Namely, here.