In 30 Hours, we'll know where the recounts will be.

All kidding aside, things actually look pretty good on the eve of the election:

My browser's homepage is showing Kerry in the lead.

John Zogby said Kerry will win, and many other polls are putting Kerry ahead (link).

The Packers won (and Weekly Reader can go screw itself).

I'm sure I don't have to tell you to vote tomorrow. If you don't know where your polling place is, try here. Those of you voting in Chicago should certainly check out Kelly's post about judges. There was a great article in the Reader last weekend about how judges who need to leave the bench are rarely if ever voted off. Let's start changing that. (I, for one, only vote to retain judges that get the thumbs up from all the bar associations.)

And can someone please please please do me a favor? Tape tomorrow night's Daily Show for me. I won't have cable for a few months, and I'm going to an election results party hosted by a guy who also doesn't have cable. Then, after you've taped it, let me come over and watch it—I don't have a VCR.

Thank you. God bless you. And God bless the United States of America.