fuckthesouth.com Redux

Temple linked to fuckthesouth.com on Tuesday. And I've received so many emails about it from friends who obviously aren't reading this blog, the rat bastards. Well, Wonkette brings some balance to the argument:

We love the South, without which we'd be denied Faulkner, twirling competitions, and bourbon.

A list to which I would also like to add barbecue and myself (born and raised in Virginia, folks).

Nevertheless, maybe the way for us Blue States to show the Red States that we aren't pussies would be to start another Civil War.

Oh, but the South is much better armed than we are. Drat.

Or maybe all head to Florida and Texas and start doing numbers 3 and 10 from this list.

Oh, but the South is much better armed than we are. Drat.

Or maybe...

Oh, but South is much better armed than we are. Drat.

{sigh}

Am I going to have to buy a gun now?