Don't Make Me Kick Your Ass, Lucas
If Revenge of the Sith sucks, I swear to God, George, I'm never dressing as a Jedi for Halloween ever again.
As for the trailer (QuickTime), like the trailers for Episodes I and II, it looks kick ass.
Is that the Emperor with a lightsaber?
There's lots of lava. Gee, why will Vader need that robot body?
I haven't seen this many wookies since Life Day:
And the return of Lucas's smartest device ever, a sexy haircut that no one has ever had:
I will, of course, take a personal day on May 19, 2005. I only get three of those a year, Lucas. Don't fuck with me. Twice now, I've walked out of one of your movies having enjoyed it, only to realize later that I was wowed by the special effects and that the movie ultimately sucked. (I'm still an apologist for Episode II, though it's rife with problems.)
It's your last chance, George. Don't make me come over there.
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whether it was coincidence or programming, we watched return of the jedi last night. and all i have to say is, DAMN YOU, LUCAS! I'm not even all up in the star wars shit--apologists, purists, whatever, i just like all the fighting. But what the hell is up with the lameass additional scenes? It's like Lucas's SUCK disorder has only gotten worse over the years. C-3PO wasn't enough, he needed to add ewoks. and then they weren't enough, he had to add jar jar binks....somebody stop the man before he makes me waste my 4 bucks again.
What is your beef with C-3PO? And don't give me the whole "He is Gay" routine. That joke-shortcut has been worn more threadbare than the rug in the lobby of Lucasfilm's Complaint Department.
Not sure about the new kid, Arlo...
C3PO= 80s gay, like lime green sweatchirts with th sleeves ripped off and olivia newton-john kind of gay. Like cover your mouth with the tips of your fingers and 'tee-hee what could that smell be' kind of gay.
Don't make me lick your ass, Kukis.
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