If you can find them, maybe you can hire...no, wait...

Stephen J. Cannell is quoted in this article talking about the upcoming A-Team movie:

"Not to denigrate the TV show, but nobody ever died.

“We drove cars off cliffs and people got out and walked away. We’re not going to do that (in the movie).

“In this the tone is more dangerous ... you can really die. It’s very tense and exciting.”

The very next paragraph in the article:

Vietnam could be replaced by the Gulf, although no details have been announced.

I hope you find that as uncomfortably funny as I do.

Did you know Mr. T's real name is Lawrence Tero?