From the Campaign Trail

Today's notable quote is brought to you by George W. Bush:

A political candidate who jumps to conclusions without knowing the facts is not a person you want as your commander in chief.

This is actually (I'm not kidding here) being reported as an attack on Kerry. Seriously.

NOTE: I don't know about you, but I don't want anyone as my commander-in-chief because I'm not in the fucking military. See? We're electing a commander-in-chief of the armed forces, not of the civilian population. (pause) Unless… Uh. Oh boy. Maybe I'd better read up on Martial law. Better safe than sorry.