A Foot In The Bush

Bush says Kerry is a "flip-flopper". Bush says that neither he nor the American people know where Kerry stands on the issues. On the other hand, Bush says that Kerry is a liberal and that his record proves it. According to Bush, you just can't tell where Kerry stands. According to Bush, Kerry stands right over there on the far left.

Another thing. Anyone who says that John Kerry isn't a good choice for President or has "problems" with John Kerry can, simply put, fuck off. Why? Well, because there's a maniac running the country (and a large swath of the globe). There's a maniac who is thoughtlessly waging a misguided war, who has ordered the "collateral" deaths of thousands of innocent people, who is a liar and a polluter and a religious extremist. This is an emergency. This is a disaster. There are corpses to prove it. This election isn't about good governance or policy, it's about cauterizing a bleeding wound. It's about capital punishment.

And another thing. I've got some kind of horrible fungus on the sole of my right foot. Seriously. It's like a flesh-eating disease. The other night a big clot of skin came off and a river of thick red blood slopped into my sock. I have to walk around with a slight limp to keep myself from screaming in naked animal pain.