Following Dear Leader

I was watching television last night through the blur of a delicious Hangar One martini (with blue cheese stuffed olives no less), and I happened to come across Dennis Miller's crap factory show. Karen Olson was busy whinging about how "divided" we are as a nation. (For the record: we are not divided, we are infested…but that is neither here nor there). Dennis Miller chirped up and said that while he doesn't want Kerry to be his President, if Kerry wins, why…he's going to "jump on board". In case there was anyone out there who still thought that Dennis Miller was a GOP sellout, listen up: he's not. He's just a toady to power. A spineless follower. An obsequious sheep. A little puddle of barf. As someone who's been binging on blue cheese martini's, I know a thing or two about barf.