Smooth Sailing On A Sea Of Shit

As important as defeating George W. Bush in November is, it is growing evermore apparent that the problems facing the world are way shittier than we could ever imagine. The ceaseless cacophony of Op-Ed pieces, talk radio, bestsellers and congressional investigations is only capable of smearing the shit haphazardly over our collective consciousness – nothing more. The mountain of shit that is Iraq is growing larger and more stinky. Like Vietnam, it will be just as shitty after we're gone as it was before we arrived. Sure, Bush got us into this situation because he's a dipshit – but I'm sure we'd have turned everything into shit even if he weren't around. It's not that we're a shitty country, but rather that the world is a shitty place…full of shitheads. On the upside, there's rarely been a better excuse for going out with your friends and getting completely shitfaced.