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Monday, September 27, 2004

Please Don't Hit Me

Blogging is often regarded as a nerdy and effete pastime. Not so, gentle reader. For this blogger may very well get his ass kicked. Let this be a reminder: words have power...even if they're only the words of damn fool nobodies like me.

By the way, for anyone who may be considering an actual physical attack upon my person, my only defense mechanism is to run away screaming like an eight year-old girl being chased by a swarm of bees. So wear earplugs.

1 Comments:

At 4:29 PM, Anonymous said...

See, when I read your original post I immediately understood your "contribution" to be a stand-in for Joyce's "agenbite of inwit," a phrase originally from a 13th century religious text concerned with the remorse of conscience and employed throughout Ulysses as a reference to regret and the pain of introspection. If Chis is trolling for another fuckwad breakfast he would be well advised to search elsewhere. Your blogging is motherfuckin' dense, my friend.

 

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