No Exit

When the final bell rings on November 2, and the electorate hurls itself off the metaphorical bell tower (like Kim Novak in Vertigo), which backwater gaggle of "swing voters" will be responsible for tipping the balance? The San Francisco butt-pussy lobby (something borrowed, something blue)? Catholic broads? Brain-damaged Gook killers from the days of yore? Maybe. But the "Real Deal" is that it "Won't Fucking Matter". Now, this is the most unlikely of places to read the truth…but here it is: there is no exit strategy in Iraq because there is no exit. We ain't leaving. Ever. No matter who wins the election, we're in Iraq to stay. You see folks (bangs on table), the mighty USA is the only dog with enough muscle to stay in this fight – and the world we now live in requires that we dig in deep in the most jihad-happy, economically retarded, burkha-wearing, bedeviled region on earth. This isn't about WMD or Al Qaeda or preemption anymore; it's about killing sicko terrorists and power-hungry, hegemonic pricks…thereby saving the third world from itself - and saving ourselves in the process. It's about the forced gentrification of the Middle East. Say what you will about George W., the course he set us on is irreversible. If you're thinking otherwise, you're only fooling yourself. Yes, Dubya should still be thrown out of the White House by his fleshy, chimp-like ears…but even that won't stop us.