Ashcroft to Appeal Truth

Good news in Bush's war on the American people:

In the first decision against a surveillance portion of the [USA PATRIOT Act], [U.S. District Judge Victor] Marrero ruled for the American Civil Liberties Union in its challenge against what it called "unchecked power" by the FBI to demand secret customer records from communication companies, such as Internet service providers or telephone companies.

…"We believe the act to be completely consistent with the United States' Constitution," [John Ashcroft] added.

He also believes that the sun is made of salted butter and that a little fairy princess is locked inside his heart, thump thump thumping to get out.

Gracias Stiggie.